I maybe be crazy for secretly photographing my neighbor but he�s loathsome for making me do it.

I was sitting at the computer researching graduate schools and Sassy started whining at something out the front window. As I got up to look I smelled something strange. I look out the front window to the right and there�s Ray and his son, the chiropractor turned lawn care man, spraying weed killing chemicals. And it�s a windy day!

I grabbed my camera and here�s what I got�

Total papparazzi picture...Ray looks very furtive as if he's afaird he might get caught. He can�t deny it now! Although I�m sure he will and how exactly do I go about producing the picture? What do I say? I can just see it now...I'd have my hands on hip, hair tucked behind ears, shoulders back, chin out, head shaking back and forth, �Well I took a picture of you last time you did it. You wanna see it? Why yes - I am crazy for secretly photographing you. So what? What are you gonna do about it?�

None of that really matters tho because the damage is done. The old prick has ruined that side of the garden so many time. And what he hasn�t killed he has totally mutated. Look at this bullshit!

This is what it should look like...

People walk by and stop to look at it because it�s so strange. One dude even asked if my kids had three legs!

I grew it from seed and all others from that same crop are fine. Of course they are in other locations of the garden where they don�t get sprayed with deadly chemicals three times a summer!!