2004-08-24 - 11:01 p.m.
Don't be an idiot and chew one of these MFers down whole.
And if you do be sure and have sugar on hand. Make goddamn sure you didn't throw it all out last time you were on the South Beach Diet.
And be extra sure not to be a total dumbass and chew a second one down on accident. And definelty don't stop eating it while it's in the middle of your throat. Because it's almost freakin' impossible to get sugar to coat your throat without gagging yourself.
