Wednesday Morning - 6:46 a.m.

"Love" Is In The Air

That's right! Creepy White Squirrel has found herself a "man"! Yesterday I was unlucky enough to witness a little squirrel porn on the back fence...I still haven't fully recovered.

I shared the details of the sighting in the guestbook yesterday but still felt the need to recount it to Lisa in person...which prompted her to get on the internet to do some research about CWS (BTW, she has renamed the web the "WWWOT" - translation: World Wide Waste of Time! HA!). Well sure enough it's mating season for squirrels. Mid-December to January! It's a little early so maybe they were just "practicing"! Apparently they are pregnant for 44 days and then their evil spawn nurse for forever, like 3 months, before first venturing out of their nest (YEW! Just the thought of a nest of CWS's is emotionally overwhelming!).

So by my calculations come May I may have mini-CWS's running around my yard. I hear Spring is the best time to put your house up for sale!!!