Thursday Morning - 7:12 a.m.
Donald Rumsfeld was awarded the "Foot in Mouth" award for a confusing message which probably left his audience in the dark as to its meaning, Britain's Plain English Campaign said.
Rumsfeld "won" for this uttering this winner...
"Reports that say something hasn't happened are interesting to me, because as we know, there are known unknowns; there things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."
John Lister, spokesman for the campaign which strives to have public information delivered in clear, straightforward English, said: "We think we know what he means. But we don't know if we really know."
I love Rummy! Despite being a Republican and a War Monger...wait, is that redudent!...He is so fantastic...People magazine had it right when they named him one of the most beautiful people! Oh yeah! Seriously...
