I have been tormented...laying awake at night...running into the room when the commercial comes on...watching it over and over again (on TIVO) with my eyes closed...names have been running through my head...none of them sticking...who is it...who the fuck is it?! I kept asking people for help, "Hey have you heard that IKEA ad? Do you know who the voice over is?"...No one has known and frankly no one seemed to care! I started in about it again tonight and finally got Lisa interested...she sent an email with just this in the subject line - "Stephen Nichlos" and then a second one with "Patch is ikea voice"...PATCH is the voice of IKEA! HELLO! "Days of Our Lives" 1986!