Wednesday Night - 10:51 p.m.

Lisa spontaneously and brilliantly shouted that out to Kim Caldwell months ago on a hot Sunday afternoon last August in a Hotel Lobby in St. Louis. Truer words have never been spoken. We did love her on Disco Night! And this year Disco Night again proved to be a night (nights) to remember.

We weren�t excited going in�what was there to be excited about�until Jasmine started to cry. And Ryan called her "Baby" and we were done. We voted for Jazzy because in our twisted, warped brains Ryan loves her. Sure she�s not even legal and he is 12 years older than her but so what! She fell and he caught her. It was the best moment of the night (possibly the season) and worthy of 30 minutes of voting.

Then came tonight. OH! We were repulsed for about the first 12 minutes�we kinda saw it through the eyes of the non-believers. Donna Summer singing with the 4 chicks was PAINFUL! It was a pre-recorded track because these four can�t harmonize to save their lives. And hello�MacArthur Park is the worst song ever! Lisa was longing for the drunken Richard Harris version�

�but alas he did not rise from the dead and knock Donna off the stage. Listen, Donna Summer can blow but who cares after the display "The Aiken" put on�

He needs to just have his own damn show�just come out each week and sing cheesy old songs like he means it and everything will be right with the world. The man has no pride...he doesn't need this show...he likes the show! The show makes him look like some kinda genius! Clay Aiken singing Earth, Wind and Fire�Who knew? We did! I am so sorry for those of you who didn�t watch last year�you�ll never know what you missed. Tonight made me realized how much I miss last year. We are constantly saying it but when it�s thrown in your face like it was tonight it�s visceral. The four hosebags were his back-up singers...how bad is that for them! Why would the producers bring him on and make them lip-sync as back-up dancers...What are they saying! Last years loser can mop up the floor with this years finalists - that's what!

And then he sits with Ryan and compliments all the chicks and references their various performances. Ryan and Clay together. Were there other people in the building? No seriously were there? Because the only two Supa Stahs I saw are right here!!

Wait, one more thing...WTF is wrong with Pauler Abdul? She is a mess. Someone get the girls meds straigthened out! Jeez...she was either crying or staring, gap-mouthed at Clay. I think she misses him and that led to the crying later on.

Sweetie put down the Vicadin!