In honor of this site going all swearing all the time (HA!), Lisa has summited this Onion article for your consideration...

In a drastic departure from the traditional "fireside chat", President Roosevelt held American radio listerners captive last night with a stream of lurid profanities that lasted thrity minutes with nary a break to take a breath...

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Roosevelt then spoke again: "Cock-sucker, mother-fucker, fart-fucking, tit-licking, Christ-humping fucker, " the President said. He went on adding, "Shit, bullshit, and horse shit. A good God-damn cunt-kicking ass-hole sucking tit-fucking piss-shitter."